nedrah:

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

I hate to draw attention away from the joke, but why is the reflextion not moving.

nedrah:

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

I hate to draw attention away from the joke, but why is the reflextion not moving.

(Source: youll-never-get-me-alive)

cutiewithahat:

nasturbate:

science side of tumblr why am i so gay

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miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

vanillabobo:

du4ne:

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time

#at this point i dont even care about your fandoms

(Source: stylishstyle)

sillysaah:

Why bother with something not good, just because it’s something?

Childish Gambino - II. Zealots of Stockholm (Free Information)
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desfeuxdartifices:

Childish Gambino - II. Zealots of Stockholm (Free Information)

unitedxfan:

*me watching a football match*

watched whole 70 mins - nothing happened

went to pee - 3 goals, 4 yellow cards, 1 penalty, 1 red card

(Source: rivertwelve)

hublotenfriche:

Je ne commencerai pas ce petit texte par un horrible je narcissique tout auto-centré, sur la tête de ma mère.
J’aime les mots et les images, par dessus tout, les instants suspendus. Ceux qu’on ne prend pas, qui sont juste là. La note, la petite parcelle de couleur, l’enchaînement de quelques sons. Les mots compliqués, et les plus simples. Les objets petits, les jolis, les atypiques, les grandes architectures.
Un enfant qui s’émerveille. L’étincelle dans ses yeux, et le feu, entre ses mains.

Sur le papier, comme c’est cliché.

Je remets ça , parce qu’on s’en lasse pas

//

Tu devrais t’accrocher plus fort, si tu veux t’accrocher encore.

"La bouche aux lèvres entrouvertes est un récipient couché. Si, inclinée, elle verse dans une bouche entrouverte son contenu fourmillant, palais et langues, et intérieurs de lèvres, palpitent. Coupe à coupe les lèvres font un gobelet mouvant, refermé sur lui par ce même mouvement, par l’ajustement, la reprise et l’approfondissement, et le décalage, l’ajustement, la reprise et l’approfondissement."

Amour, impossibles objets Anne De Roo

Ping pong song

asylum-art:

The Shoe Bakery makes cake and ice cream shaped shoes good enough to eat 

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It’s a common adage that when something looks amazing, we feel like we could eat it up. But in the case of these shoes, we can’t tell if we’re astounded or hungry. If you love shoes, and cake, we’ve found the ideal footwear for you.

The Shoe Bakery is a shoe store in Orlando, Florida, founded by Chris Campbell, an artist who wanted to combine his love of shoe and sweet treats, and started designing shoes shaped like cakes and ice cream. The Shoe Bakery started life as an Etsy store, but the incredible popularity of his designs has meant The Shoe Bakery has opened up its own independent store.

Each amazing pair of shoes is handmade to order - and are so incredibly realistic that the site includes on its FAQ list a disclaimer that they definitely are not edible. Chris says that “in order to make it look like frosting, we use the same tools that bakers use such as the icing bags and tips.”

(Source: peterpurker)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

thereisnodistrict12-katniss:

Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.