the-potter-tardis:

troubleemakerheartbreaker:

The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

(Source: troublemakerheartbreaker)

bootycap:

i wanted to post the full sized version of this

and also here’s a transparent dorito

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tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx)

spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this

harrysthefather:

bootybite:

"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."

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IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA

(Source: joshing)

redeemed-from-the-earth:

In The Flesh fan map

bbcthree and bbcamerica - we asked our fellow In The Flesh fans where they were. This is a map of all the places they’ve told us so far. 

For a really offbeat zombie show set in an insular corner of Britain (not a red double decker bus or a shot of Big Ben in sight), In The Flesh has massive global appeal.

It is loved by people from all over the world, and it’s an amazing advert for the BBC and talented British writers, actors and directors.

It is picking up more and more fans every single day, almost entirely from word of mouth, but on top of this it deserves the support the BBC gives its other international successes.

A third series would be a lovely start! Please #SaveInTheFlesh

im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk

(Source: princess-wolverine)

(Source: sebastixnstan)

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

run for the hills before they burn;

(Source: playedtilmyfingersbled)