^HOVER^

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying)

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

ridge:

omg

7bottles:

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot
sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD
(via justathugthatcanbendbullets)

Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat.

a thought i had this morning driving to school (via poseysposey)

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

image

I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

image

ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty)

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
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